Friday, March 23, 2007

Girls, so wat do ur want???

To all my guy frenzs: As usual, we have lotsa things to worry abt, money, grade, girls n blah blah. But i realise girls r becoming guys' biggest problem n headache. Just think abt the daily content of our conversation, the daily content of our personal thought, how often has it to be abt girls? Yes, maybe this is a love-hate relationship. Smthing we guys try to run away frm n act like there is no problem. But unknown to ourselves, it has long became an 'addiction', a disease. So here, let take it as a man-to-man, heart-to-heart talk.

So, there r 2 famous sayings:
Girls like bad boys
Girls dun like boys girls like cars n $$$

I have a frenz who strongly believed tt girls only like bad boys. N the more bastard, asshole n ***ker u r, the more girls will like u. So, he go dye his hair, pierce his ears n soon getting tattoo. Somehow, i felt tt was stupid, no offence to him. Coz anyone can do it, a stupid nerd can do all these shyt too but will end up still being a stupid nerd. So y do girls like bad boys n wat is the definition of 'bad'?

After some serious thoughts, i felt tt it is 100% normal for this to happen. Coz bad boys r definitely much more fun n interesting to be wth. On the other hand, gd boys r like pretentious creatures, wooden block head, freaking boring n dull. But then the question again, how bad is being bad? To the extent of being unfaithful, disgusting or indespicable?

Nope. It refers to boys tt r defiant n daring, nt afraid to turn against the world, doing the 'wrong' things for the correct reasons. As i c things, no human being has the right to judge other ppl actions, nt even laws coz it is made by humans after all. Who says fighting is wrong? Who says drinking n smoking is bad? Who says kao beh n disturbing ppl is evil? So most imptly, carries an attitude, have ur principles, be cool n daring, then prob u will become the ladies killer. Tt is, girls like guys wth character.

Ok... So wat abt the 2nd part - girls dun like guys girls like cars n $$$. All the while, i thought this has little truth but the older i gt, the more i c such cases. Especially next time when u r working, it prob becomes the most impt criteria. In fact, Mohammad Lazy told me tt look is impt as 1st impression. But aft tt, it boils down to character n $$$. Tt explains y so many non-handsome boys gt so pretty girlfriends. Yup, no surprise. As the story goes, if u r rich, drove a car then u have won half the battle. Ok, so here, no defence for the girls, it is all their fault lolz.

Wth reference to Chiang's statistic, i came out wth my own tabulation on wat girls n guys r looking for

For guys: 20% Look, 40% Character, 40% $$$ (So let calculate, if u r poor $$$ 0 pt but u r damn handsome 18 pt, n u gt reasonable character 30 pts so overall u score 48 pts. Yup u still fail n no girl will like u. Haha, just kidding)

For girls: 90% Look, 10% Character (Yup, more pretty, more demanded)

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